Sunday, July 28, 2013

What A Little Moonlight Will Do, Part I



“As my daddy says, ‘That’s a wrap!” said John Cole Crane.

“Great job, kids,” said Miss Kitty. “That sounded fantastic!”

“Good enough for a mango shake?” asked Elephant Gerald.

“Sure ‘nuf, baby!” replied Miss Kitty, getting the shakes ready behind the snack bar.

Elephant Gerald and the band were at Miss Kitty’s Playce, the old wooden music hall at the end of the Little Moon boardwalk where the Bayou River curved around in the shape of a crescent moon.  Miss Kitty owned the gathering space where jazz and blues musicians had played for many, many years. Gerald’s mama, Miss Ella, started her singing career there as a young lady, as well as John Cole Crane’s saxophone-playing daddy. Gerald and his krewe often got to practice at Miss Kitty’s and she treated them like they were her very own children.

“You know,” said Miss Kitty, “you kids are getting so good; I think you could play in the Mardi Gras parade next year.”

“Gee, you really think so Miss Kitty?” asked Django Rhinoceros after he swallowed his shake in one gulp.

“Sure as a skeeter bites, Django. Ya’ll are sounding mighty fine.”

Buddy Ostrich, the drummer in Gerald’s band, came up and sat on a stool. He tapped the end of his wings on the counter in rhythm to the blender that Miss Kitty was making his shake.

“Don’t you ever stop drumming, Buddy?” asked Billie Goat Holiday.

“Oh…was I drumming?” he asked. Buddy really didn’t ever stop drumming. He drummed on tables, the floor, on trees and bushes. And when there wasn’t anywhere to drum, he would drum on his tummy, all the while bopping his head and long, long neck up and down as if there was some imaginary music floating through his body. Miss Kitty carefully handed Buddy his mango shake in between beats, so he wouldn’t spill.

“When are we going to play our songs in front of a real audience, Miss Kitty?” asked Billie.

“I don’t know, sugar,” replied Miss Kitty. “Maybe we can invite all our friends some Saturday afternoon and have a little party.”

“My mama was telling me that in the old days they used to have full moon parties here,” said Gerald.

“My daddy told me that too,” said John Cole Crane. “He said that whenever there was a full moon on a Saturday night they would have a big ol’ party here. Even the kids got to stay up late and go to it.”

“That’s right, boys,” said Miss Kitty. “All the great musicians used to come and jam. We’d have a great ol’ time. I think when all those musicians left for bigger and better things in New Orleans, the full moon parties just stopped. Such a shame, that is.”

“You mean even the kids came out?” asked Billie nervously. “At night? When it was dark and all?”

“Of course, baby, they’d be here with their mamas and daddies. It was night, but we lit up the place like it was the 4th of July!”

“Well m-m-m-my mama would never let me out after dark...baaaaa,” Billy bleated nervously.

“But your mama and daddy could come out and hear you play,” said Django kindly. “I’m sure they’d love to hear you sing on stage. Nothin’ to be afraid of…”

“I ain’t afraid of nothin’ Django!” snapped Billie. “It’s just not proper for a fine young lady like me to be out after dark.”

“Oh pshaw, Billie,” said Gerald. “I think we should do it, Miss Kitty. When’s the next full moon?”

Miss Kitty looked at the big calendar hanging on the wall with a picture of Crab Calloway leading his famous jazz orchestra at a New Orleans theater. He was standing on a stool with one claw holding a baton. Three rows of rostrums stood in front of his 17-piece band, and the kids liked to imagine it was them playing in front of a big audience.

“It shows here that tonight is a new moon and the full moon is in two weeks,” said Miss Kitty. “Well that would be a Saturday…”

“A new moon,” said John. “Well I didn’t know we got a new moon every month. Where do the old ones go?”

“No silly,” said Buddy. “A new moon just means the earth is in between the sun and the moon. The earth casts a shadow on the moon, so we don’t see it.”

Where Gerald was a problem-solver kind of smart, Buddy was the smartest of anyone in a book-smart sort of way. He remembered every musical note in every song he ever heard, and any little fact that anyone ever told him. Sometimes he was even a little stuck-uppity about how clever he was, but normally he didn’t boast too much.

“That’s right,” said Miss Kitty. “The moon is still there but it’s black as licorice without the sun shining on it.”

John was scratching his head with one wing and making circles with his other wing in the air, trying to figure out what exactly Buddy meant by the Earth being between the sun and moon. He decided it was all too confusing for him and sucked loudly on his straw to get the last bit of mango smoothie out of his glass.

“Whadda’ ya’ mean black as licorice?” said Billie, once again getting all nervous. She didn’t want anyone to know she was so afraid of the dark, but she was just imagining the whole world outside being like a big, dark, heavy piece of licorice with no light around.

“Oh, not that dark, really,” said Miss Kitty. “The stars light up like fireflies on a hot June night during a new moon. Nothin’ to be afraid of at night, Billie.”

“Oooooohhhhh, everyone stop sayin’ I’m afraid of the dark,” yelled Billie. “I ain’t scared of no witch doctors, or voodoo dolls, or vampires comin’ out at night.”

“Now, now, there’s none of those around here, Billie,” said Miss Kitty. “Don’t you go worrying about things that don’t exist.”

“Yeah,” said Gerald. “And just in case there are, I put my lucky pouch on to scare any ol’ ghost away.”

“G-g-ghost?” said Billie.

“And the fuller the moon,” said Django, “the brighter it is to scare any ghouls away.”

“Baaaa-aaaa,” Billie bleated nervously.

“That’s right,” said Gerald. “The full moon just hypnotizes you into a trance, it’s so beautiful.”

“A t-t-trance? Hypnotize?” said Billie.

“Miss Kitty’s right, don’t be listening to their fool ideas,” said Buddy. “The moon is like a friend, walking along with you at night. And each night it changes.”

“Changes like what?” asked Billie.

“You watch it over the next couple weeks, Billie,” said Miss Kitty. “It’s going to grow from a tiny little crescent ‘c’ into a big bright ‘o’ and spread her light to the world.”
“So can we do it, Miss Kitty?” asked Gerald. “Can we have a full moon party here in two weeks?”

“Well…I suppose…if your mamas and daddies say it’s okay. And Miss Billie, you need to check with your mama, to see if she can accompany a proper young lady like you at night.”

Billie blushed at the compliment. Aside from her own mama and Miss Ella, Miss Kitty was her best grown-up friend. She wished she could tell her she really was afraid of the dark, but thought Miss Kitty would think her terribly childish.

“Yes ma’am. I’ll ask her.” Then Billie turned to Gerald. “I’ll practice with you, but I’m not promising you my mama is going to let me come out at night.” She secretly told herself that she wouldn’t even tell her mother. She would rather miss singing in front of all those people than risk going out in the dark with ghouls and ghosts…no matter how bright the moon was.

“So you really mean it, Miss Kitty?” asked Gerald.

“I’ll put it on the calendar and make some signs for the door,” said Miss Kitty. “Ya’ll better practice because it just might be a full house.”

“Aaaaarrrrruuuugghaaaaa!” Gerald was so excited he let his horn blow high up in the air.

Django made a congratulatory slap on John and Buddy’s backs harder than he meant to and they both lurched forward with feathers flying like scattered dust. Luckily Django caught them both before they hit the floor and they all laughed.

Everyone was so excited they didn’t even notice Billie with a little tear in her eye, mad at herself for being so afraid of the dark that she was going to miss singing in front of a real audience.



 

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Elephant Gerald Hits Madison Magazine's August Issue!

Thanks Madison Magazine for sharing the Elephant Gerald story!

 
 

RISING STAR

Madison’s next big star may be big and gray with a very musical nose. Elephant Gerald is a character musician Robert J. Conaway and his wife Jill created to teach kids about jazz and blues music. The pair has been writing stories and songs, and artist Glenn Fuller has brought Gerald and his krewe—John Cole Crane, Miss Ella, Grizzly Gillespie, Mules Davis and others—to life in illustrations. They’re pitching the project in Hollywood, with the hopes of developing it into a film, a television series, children’s books, CDs or educational programming—or all of the above. Learn more at theelephantgeraldshow.com.

 

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Elephant Gerald Adventures

Cajungator Blues, Part III




Elephant Gerald and his friends were what you would call, "in a pickle." All Gerald wanted was to get John Cole Crane a lucky charm for his next fishing expedition.  His mama, Miss Ella, had never let him go inside the Who Do Voodoo Novelty Shop where the big old albino alligator, Cajungator, was proprietor. Miss Ella always taught Gerald to respect his elders, but she said there was something just not right with that gator and it was best for Gerald to never go in his shop. 

Now Gerald, Django, John, and Billie were trapped by Cajungator and his three squirmy nephews. Billie Goat Holiday was lured in only with the promise of a pretty pink rhinestone purse, but she was regretting that decision ever since she walked into the musty store.

With Cajungator at the door, John Cole Crane still shaking like a wind-up toy on Django Rhinoceros’ back, and Billie hanging onto his arm for dear life, Gerald knew he had to do something.


“Billie,” Gerald whispered. “See that charms table?”

“You still looking for some fool charm for John when our very lives are in danger?” Billie’s goat ears stood straight up. “And your Mama will not want you bringing home any of that gris gris or voodoo stuff!”

“I just want a little lucky charm for John, and I already gave Cajungator my money,” said Gerald. “Now we just gotta’ get out of here. We need a subtraction!”

“A what?” Billie cried.

“You know, create a ruckus and get that singing Cajungator looking the other way. Just follow me and do what I say.” Gerald whispered in her ear and her eyes widened in surprise.

“Worth a try,” Billie said, trying to feel brave.

Gerald gave her a wink and they both moved into action. Billie rushed the lucky charm table and flipped it over scattering the gris gris bags, charms, and amulets around the room. Gerald blew his trumpet right at the head of John Cole Crane, loosening his grip on Django and sending him flying.

“Yeeowwwweeee,” John squawked as he flew over the Cajungator straight out the front door. He landed on the boardwalk with feathers flying, his head spinning and his stork legs twisted around.

“Django, quick! Hit the Cajungator!” Gerald screamed.

Django didn’t even stop to think. He stomped his rhino hooves, swung his heavy hips and rushed right at the white gator.

Crack! Wham!

Django took out that old gator with one thrust of his heavy head.

Billie looked at the mess on the floor. The charm table was in shambles, its contents broken and shattered across the floor.  As she stepped over the debris and toward the door, she spied something near the knocked out Cajungator. There was the purse she wanted...hot pink leather with glittering rhinestones sitting on display by the window.

“Come on Billie, hurry. You were right, forget the lucky charm. Nothin’ but bad luck here!” Gerald said.

Gerald grabbed Billie’s arm and stepped out the door. The little goat looked back in hesitation, pulling away from Gerald’s grip. The temptation was too much for her.

“He’s got your money, Gerald. I’m a-gettin’ my purse!”

Billie didn’t notice Cajungator’s pink eyes blinking open as she stepped to the window display. Just as she was about to grab the purse, the old wily reptile slammed the door shut with one swift swing of his tail. Gerald felt the door slam against his back and heard Billie’s high-pitched scream. Little Miss Billie Goat was trapped because she was such a material girl.

“I’m so bad, got tricks up my sleeve, oh how I love me I’m so bad…I’m so sneaky and slimy…” Cajungator sung happily as he got up off the floor. His three little nephews started to sway back and forth again.

Billie’s cloven hooves tapped nervously on the old wooden floor. Her brown eyes narrowed to slits and her little goat tail pointed straight up. The flickering lightbulb suddenly popped. Now the only light was the glow of Cajungator’s pearly skin and the glitter of his pink eyes shining through the dark as he leaned against the inside of the door.

“Baaaaaa-aaaaa! Ger…Ger…Gerald!” she bleated.

Gerald was pushed up against the door with his ear suctioned tight to hear what was happening on the other side. Django and John were looking through the grimy windows trying to see what was happening.

“Billie, you alright?” Gerald yelled through the door.

Tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap…

“What’s she trying to say?” Django asked.

“Squaaawwwwkkk! He’s gonna’ eat her up,” John said dramatically. His scrawny kneecaps clattered together like castanets.

“You shush, John” Gerald said. “Quit dat boo dayin’.  We gotta stay calm!” Gerald was listening to what was going on inside.

Tap, tap, tap, tap.

Clap, clap, clap, clap.

Click, click, click, click.

Gerald suddenly whirled around. He swung his trumpet trunk and jutted it up into the air. Django had heard Billie’s tapping and realized what she was up to. He grabbed his guitar that had been lying against the storefront since they got there.

1, 2, 3, 4…. Gerald started playing his trumpet softly then building up the rhythm. Django’s fingers slid up and down his guitar as John grabbed his saxophone.

Inside the Who Do Voodoo Novelty Shop Billie smiled at the fact that Gerald heard her foot tapping against the door in rhythm to their “No Boo Dayin’” song. Cajungator heard the music outside and stopped his own song. His tail was slowly keeping rhythm to Billie’s hoof tapping, 1, 2, 3, 4... 1, 2, 3, 4…

Tap, tap, tap, tap…

Clap, clap, clap, clap…

Click, click, click, click…

Billie started nervously singing in a quiet voice. “No Boo Dayin. We gotta be strong. We gotta be aware. We gotta be ready for what lurks out there…”

Cajungator now intently listened to her singing. Billie took a breath, batted her eyes, and seized her moment. Her clear notes rang out into the darkening room as she sang louder. She lost her growing fear of the dark and her captor for just that moment. “So you see what I’m sayin', there ain’t no boo dayin'…”

Cajungator’s eyes rolled back in his head. He swayed to the music as he fell under the spell of Billie’s magical voice. Even the three nephews were swaying to her song.

Billie sung the lyrics with a driving intensity. “Gotta’ keep our minds clear. Gotta’ be alert… Gerald, HIT THE DIRT!”

With the last wailing of Billie’s voice, Gerald and Django slammed the door open. They ran right into Cajungator, sending him across the floor of the shop and knocking down everything in his path for the second time. Billie gulped the cool air and in a dainty flash grabbed the rhinestone purse. She darted out the door, her hooves clattering down the river walk.

Gerald, Django, and John followed her out of the shop, but she was gone in a flash. 

Although it was nearing dark outside, Billie wasn’t running out of fear any more, but laughing all the way home with her new pink purse that Gerald had bought her, and the satisfaction that she and her friends bravely escaped the albino alligator.

Back inside the shop, the three little alligators were fanning their uncle on the floor. Cajungator’s white reptile skin had turned a sickly shade of green.  THE END

Come back next week for more EG Adventures!